I knew it was time to meet with the monster again.
I piled up my denims and walked to its lair.
There it sat:
I loaded it up, poured on my washing liquid and closed the lid.
I swiped my key.
I swiped my key.
Nothing.
Alas, the beast was dead.
Normally, the villagers would rejoice, but when their clothes are covered in slimy soap...
Suddenly, a distant jingling began to draw nearer.
A Chinese handyman!
How handy!
He gave a grunt and jiggled the plug.
The monster's red eyes flashed.
It was awake once more.
I swiped my key.
I swiped my key.
It began to roar.
And unfortunately, it leaked all over the floor.

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