The skanky Pamela Anderson-esque image of the American icon Hooters is blown to absolute shreds by the cast of Hooters, Beijing.

Sure, they're all hot as.
But do they Hoot?
Yes, but not in the same way this chain most famously does.
Hooters has always maintained a well-publicised tradition of supporting sexy ladies who's cups most definitely runneth over.
I had never been to a Hooters before so I assumed a sizeable rack was simply part of the job description.
As far as the venue existing as a "restaurant", I assumed there would be poor service, overpriced food and waitresses more interested in maintaining an alluring appearance than actually waiting the tables.
Hooters Beijing though, seemed to be all about fun for us young Westerners.
For the seedy old men, and yes they were there in packs, Hooters Beijing is as much a perve-fest as I suspected it would be.
The girls sang ridiculous songs (for example: "Put your hand in your pocket and your pocket in your pants"), hula-hooped and danced for the delight of the aforementioned seedbags, and for the absolute amusement of us.
The food was a lot dearer than a local beef stirfry, but in Australian money, the meal and a drink still cost less than $20.
And although they completely messed up our bill and overcharged us at the end of the night, the waitressing was not the worst I'd ever experienced.
I won't be back, but I wouldn't rule out a comparative study with another Hooters elsewhere.
As we were leaving, one of the Hoots (girl on far left of picture), exclaimed to Katie and I "You girls are the real Hooters!"
Naturally, we both bought the uniform singlets.
(Photo taken by Katie)